if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I touched a dick in church today
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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