I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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