There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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