If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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