my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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