I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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