ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
tequila makes me forget i have legs
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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