I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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