My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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