Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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