and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I will be naked everywhere
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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