I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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