Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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