that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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