STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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