she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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