Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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