Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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