so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
