we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
