Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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