hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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