just come out here and I will go home with you...
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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