just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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