Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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