Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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