Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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