I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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