So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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