apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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