I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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