I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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