Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You are a genius and a whore.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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