I wish I could punch you in the face.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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