drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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