Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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