That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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