Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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