Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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