video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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