Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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