I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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