Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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