whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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