people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The Olympian is in my bed
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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