All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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