Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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