White coat. Heels.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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