Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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