I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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