Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm too high and old for this...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
