but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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