My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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