Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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