He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You are the jesus of drinking
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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