So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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