I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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