i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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