I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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